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HUMOR
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Humor
is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor;
for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious,
and a jest which will not bear serious examination
is false wit.
-- Aristotle
(384-322 BC)
The
secret to humor is surprise.
-- Aristotle
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I
would say that I'm a nonviolent soldier. In place
of weapons of violence, you have to use your mind,
your heart, your sense of humor, every faculty available
to you...because no one has the right to take the
life of another human being.
-- Joan
Baez
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without
springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
-- Henry
Ward Beecher |
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you
can survive it.
-- Bill
Cosby
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A
sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of
getting along with people, of getting things done.
-- Dwight
D. Eisenhower
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If
I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed
suicide.
-- Mohandas
K. Gandhi
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Humor
is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought
to have it.
-- Langston
Hughes
Like
a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse
and cool the earth, the air and you.
-- Langston
Hughes
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A
lot of political people, especially people on the left,
have forgotten the importance of humor as an incredible
weapon, and a vehicle through which to affect change.
-- Michael
Moore |
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I
sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies
in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans
are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor
and a sense of proportion.
-- Franklin
D. Roosevelt |
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
-- Mark
Twain
Humor
is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it
crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip
away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
-- Mark
Twain
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A
well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance
to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
-- William Arthur Ward
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people
are interested and the frog dies of it.
~ E.
B. White
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